PLAYING FOR THE DENVER BRONCOS AKIN TO PLAYING THE DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP
0 Comments Published by mandy on 2/26/2007 at 18:32.
So Damien Nash makes the second Denver Bronco to die in some sort of strange incident in less than two months.In Spinal Tap I believe Michael McKean tells you that something like 37 different people have been in the band throughout the years. If you subtract the surviving current and former members, that leaves you with like 32 deceased drummers. A dangerous profession indeed.
Now, I may have failed College Algebra (fact), but my math skills tell me that with the way the Broncos are dropping they are definitely looking to outpace the death rate of Spinal Tap's drummers. I mean Spinal Tap was together for awhile, right? Not to make light of these deaths (because none of the Denver Broncos have spontaneously combusted on the field....yet), I'm just saying that somebody's insurance premiums are about to skyrocket. And that if next month Champ Bailey meets his demise in a bizarre gardening accident, it's not like I didn't warn you.
Labels: damien nash, denver broncos, r.i.p., spinal tap
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