WITH THE STARS!
NBA All-star arrests? Pssh. I know what people want.
The entire list can be found here. But former models, Heather "crazy peg leg ho" Mills, ex-boy band members, and Steve Sanders mean jack shit to me.
What I came here for is the athletes. I was rooting for Emmit throughout the whole of the last season and I loved watching Jerry Rice and Evander Holyfield the seasons before.
I think this season will defiantly bring some quality entertainment to the table with Apolo Anton Ohno and Clyde Drexler filling the athlete spots. Ohno probably won't be anything too exciting. You know he'll be good with all that fancy footwork what with all that speed skating that kid does. (And he fills in the spot for adorable, am I right ladies?) But Clyde Drexler? I think we have found the GGS favorite.
Clyde the Glide for Dancing with the Stars champion!
On Monday nights just be sure to use your free hand to pick up the phone and vote for him. Unless of course you want a member of Phi Slama Jama to lose to the "star" who sang 'Achy Breaky Heart.' And if that's how you feel may you rot in hell, sir. Or ma'am.
If this post doesn't prove my (sports loving) womanhood, I don't know what will. Well, besides titty pics...
Labels: dumb television, nba, random
Hhahahhahah.
From dream team to ballroom dancing. Yikes.
This can only end in the inevitable dance-off between Clyde and his BFF Barkley. Clyde will avenge Bavetta.