If you missed Letterman tonight you missed this:


But you can still see it here: CBS.com. The whole thing was pretty funny.
I've never really found A-Rod attractive but damn...after I get done doing my laundry on those abs I'll volunteer to rub him down next. I could say so many things about his bat and balls. I'd be his shortstop. I'd let him round my bases. And if he's up for it we could go for extra innings.
I can dream all I want...I'm just not his type...
...male.
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Hahahaha Yes! That was hilarious stuff.
Yikes. At least he's got a sense of humor.
I didn't realize he had the ability to make fun of himself.
I also didn't realize how bald Doug Mienkzxxxzxitz was.