When we aren't busy watching countless hours of porn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we (like most girls) dream of that perfect guy out there just waiting to sweep us off our feet...okay, that's a lie. Lemme try this again...
When we aren't busy watching countless hours ofporn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we dream of those perfect guys out there just waiting to have amazing sex with us. There. That's more like it. So in the hopes of reeling in one of these fine specimens that we wanna lay we're sending them love letters. This week it's our favorite billionaire, Mark Cuban.
Dearest Mark,
You have a lot of money and Mandy and I have large breasts. And lets face it, there is nothing a rich dude like yourself wants more than a trophy wife. So how about a pair of trophy wives? Eh? Eh?
We both wouldn't mind living in your huge mansion and you could fulfill my dream of having a helipad and a helicopter to fly around in.
And besides your billions, you've gotten kinda buff and added some facial hair (which always makes guys sexier). We find that, along with your money, hot. Plus, if we're married to you we could go to every Mavs game. Score!
When we aren't busy watching countless hours of
Dearest Mark,
You have a lot of money and Mandy and I have large breasts. And lets face it, there is nothing a rich dude like yourself wants more than a trophy wife. So how about a pair of trophy wives? Eh? Eh?
We both wouldn't mind living in your huge mansion and you could fulfill my dream of having a helipad and a helicopter to fly around in.
And besides your billions, you've gotten kinda buff and added some facial hair (which always makes guys sexier). We find that, along with your money, hot. Plus, if we're married to you we could go to every Mavs game. Score!
We also like the fact that we can do our best Bunny Lebowski and offer to suck your cock for $1000 and instead of you needing to find an ATM, you just pull it out of your wallet. That is what we call a turn on.
My mom once told me that if you can't find true love, settle for lots of money. For you Mark, Mandy and I would both be willing to settle. Especially if you bought us matching private jets.
Love,
Lauren and Mandy xoxo
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