As females we LOVE sex quizzes. When we have slumber parties all we want to do is rub paraffin wax on each other and have any excuse to gossip about our sex lives. That is, when we aren't too busy having pillow fights and brushing each other's hair!
So of course we totally love Hockey Rant's "Hockey and Sex" quiz.
Here's some of our answers:
What kind of 'look' do you prefer?
1. Girly - Valeri Bure
2. Boyish - Sidney Crosby (Mandy, but she'd rather have Modano)
3. Freaky Foreigner - Alex Ovechkin
4. Rugged Country Boy - Brendan Witt (Lauren)
5. Party Animal - Darren McCarty
6. Metro/Pretty - Taylor Pyatt
7. Professional - Igor Larionov
8. F'Ugly - Mike Ricci
9. Adonis - Jiri Slegr
Your sex life resembles ...
1. Blackhawks - You don't even bother trying
2. Anaheim - Lots of banging and crashing
3. Senators - Can't come through when it counts
4. Predators/Thrashers - Done quickly
5. Stars - Boring and methodical
6. Canucks - Lots of foreplay and lots of overtime (Lauren and Mandy, Oh yeah...BFF's who do everything alike)
7. Maple Leafs - Lots of trying, but no scoring
Your uniform of choice?
1. Red and seductive - Red Wings
2. Sultry Black - Penguins (Mandy)
3. Christmas colours - Wild...unwrap that gift!
4. Boring and generic - Ducks
5. Not tonight, honey! - Sabres
6. Break out the lube - Oilers
7. Leaves you howling - Coyotes (Lauren)
This would have been better if they gave a key to let you know what your answers meant. Someone needs to read a Cosmo.
Thank you to Matt Ufford for sending this our way. Scientists have proven that Matt is the sexiest of the sexy. I'm not sure how they tested it but you can't argue with science. There were test tubes involved. And beakers. Did I mention the test tubes? Science people. Don't argue.
So of course we totally love Hockey Rant's "Hockey and Sex" quiz.
Here's some of our answers:
What kind of 'look' do you prefer?
1. Girly - Valeri Bure
2. Boyish - Sidney Crosby (Mandy, but she'd rather have Modano)
3. Freaky Foreigner - Alex Ovechkin
4. Rugged Country Boy - Brendan Witt (Lauren)
5. Party Animal - Darren McCarty
6. Metro/Pretty - Taylor Pyatt
7. Professional - Igor Larionov
8. F'Ugly - Mike Ricci
9. Adonis - Jiri Slegr
Your sex life resembles ...
1. Blackhawks - You don't even bother trying
2. Anaheim - Lots of banging and crashing
3. Senators - Can't come through when it counts
4. Predators/Thrashers - Done quickly
5. Stars - Boring and methodical
6. Canucks - Lots of foreplay and lots of overtime (Lauren and Mandy, Oh yeah...BFF's who do everything alike)
7. Maple Leafs - Lots of trying, but no scoring
Your uniform of choice?
1. Red and seductive - Red Wings
2. Sultry Black - Penguins (Mandy)
3. Christmas colours - Wild...unwrap that gift!
4. Boring and generic - Ducks
5. Not tonight, honey! - Sabres
6. Break out the lube - Oilers
7. Leaves you howling - Coyotes (Lauren)
This would have been better if they gave a key to let you know what your answers meant. Someone needs to read a Cosmo.
Thank you to Matt Ufford for sending this our way. Scientists have proven that Matt is the sexiest of the sexy. I'm not sure how they tested it but you can't argue with science. There were test tubes involved. And beakers. Did I mention the test tubes? Science people. Don't argue.
2 and 6 under the "sex life resembles" question are NOT mutually exclusive.
They aren't mutually exclusive but I wouldn't want to sleep with someone bangs and then crashes immediately after.
That's where the 'lots of overtime' comes into play.
Take your vitamins, fellas. And bring something to replace all those fluids you're gonna loose.
I'm thinking Lauren wants to break some overtime records. I prefer a Pavel Datsyuk style: some finesse, turn you inside out, and still able to bang it home when needed. ;)
They aren't mutually exclusive but I wouldn't want to sleep with someone bangs and then crashes immediately after.
Depends on how rough the parties involved like it.