The Sports Hernia gives us this report today about the possible magical powers of Chris Kaman's nuts.
Kaman's nuts, which first burst onto the scene a year ago when Reggie Evans grabbed them during a game, were at it again last week. Chicago's Ben Gordon was driving to the basket when he suddenly lost control of his body and violently slammed his face into Kaman's undoubtedly horrifying testicles.
I believe it. That man is frightening. I believe him to be a monster who was created in some sort of spooky castle somewhere.
And if anyone ever needs any more proof of his magnet balls just ask Mandy. They brought her in like a tractor beam. A tractor beam of magnetic ballsy-ness. And she likes it.
Labels: chris kaman, mandy's one true love
i hate you.
Hilarious
You love me Mandy.
And I know I must compete with Kaman.
Oh Freakshow.