Dear Mavs,
Wow. You've really backed yourselves into a corner haven't you? You should've won tonite. You were leading almost the entire game. You were playing solid D, you were getting lots of rebounds, you were doing a decent job making it to the foul line, and you were getting some nice shots. Until the fourth quarter when you started playing sloppy and turning the ball over every other play and you completely forgot how to drive and opted to put up airballs from 3-point range instead. Now you face elimination at the hands of a team who was just a game away from not even making it to the playoffs. Embarrassing.
So I'm going to ask you to do something for me. Tuesday is Game 5. Tuesday is also my birthday. So how 'bout you don't fuck this up and stay in the series? Given the amount of time I've invested in you this season, it'd be pretty shitty to make a Mavs fan cry on her birthday. It's called giving back to the community.
So win.
Love always (so long as you win),
Mandy
Wow. You've really backed yourselves into a corner haven't you? You should've won tonite. You were leading almost the entire game. You were playing solid D, you were getting lots of rebounds, you were doing a decent job making it to the foul line, and you were getting some nice shots. Until the fourth quarter when you started playing sloppy and turning the ball over every other play and you completely forgot how to drive and opted to put up airballs from 3-point range instead. Now you face elimination at the hands of a team who was just a game away from not even making it to the playoffs. Embarrassing.
So I'm going to ask you to do something for me. Tuesday is Game 5. Tuesday is also my birthday. So how 'bout you don't fuck this up and stay in the series? Given the amount of time I've invested in you this season, it'd be pretty shitty to make a Mavs fan cry on her birthday. It's called giving back to the community.
So win.
Love always (so long as you win),
Mandy
Labels: mavs, open letters
And Thursday is MY birthday, so here's to hoping you get your wish so I can get mine as well.
It'd also be nice for you to win since I've so proudly displayed my love and affection for you in a zip code that only wears Spurs. I'd really hate to endure vicious verbal attacks for the rest of the summer and possible knife wounds.
good luck and happy birthday