Michael Owen.
I could write something about him or I could just sit here and stare at his picture. Yeeaaaahhhhhh.....I think I'm gonna go with the latter.
It's too hard to type with one hand anyways.
Line. Crossed it. Gross.
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OK I'm just gonna throw this out there. It may be my serious crush on Mandy('s boobs) talking, but Michael Owen isn't worthy of your one-handedness. He's only 5'8 and has never lived up to the hype. That can't bode well for bedroom activities.
That poor love shark is working overtime...
Yeah, he's curled up in that chair like Sweetchuck from Police Academy. F'ing midget.