Rafael Nadal
Take a moment. Let it soak in...I think I just came.
We wanna play mixed doubles with you. I can predict the final score: Love-Love.
Just step into our service box and make sure you hit the sweet spot. We've been working on our backhands and forehands; we'd like to help you with your stroke.
After just a couple of sets your woodshot will be so hard it'll be tough for you to stick the volley. But that's ok with us, just so long as you get us to the Grand Slam.
Advantage: Lauren and Mandy
Game. Set. Match. I think I need a cigarette.
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And you thought A-Rod was gay? This guy wreaks of it. Louganis with a tennis racket.