Miami Heat forward James Posey was arrested this morning for sipping on a little to much of that sizzurp and driving his car.
But when he got caught he wasn't actually driving...he had stopped in the middle of the road and was talking with pedestrians and other drivers.
Now when I've had a bit too much to drink I just throw my keys at whoever is closest to me and demand they take me home. But not James. He tries...decides he's a little too tipsy to make it...and throws that bitch in park. Great advice for everyone who has found themselves in that predicament.
Don't even pull over. Just stop. Highway, county road, off-ramp, school zone, a stranger's driveway...all good places to just chill until the buzz wears off. And while you're there, holler at the people around you. Might as well make some conversation and maybe some new friends while you're sobering up.
A tip of the hat to you Mr. Posey.
[SI.com]
Once out of the car, Posey displayed "bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and an odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath,'' the police report said. The player also was unsteady on his feet and swayed while standing, police said.
But when he got caught he wasn't actually driving...he had stopped in the middle of the road and was talking with pedestrians and other drivers.
Now when I've had a bit too much to drink I just throw my keys at whoever is closest to me and demand they take me home. But not James. He tries...decides he's a little too tipsy to make it...and throws that bitch in park. Great advice for everyone who has found themselves in that predicament.
Don't even pull over. Just stop. Highway, county road, off-ramp, school zone, a stranger's driveway...all good places to just chill until the buzz wears off. And while you're there, holler at the people around you. Might as well make some conversation and maybe some new friends while you're sobering up.
A tip of the hat to you Mr. Posey.
[SI.com]
Labels: chronic alcoholism, drunk
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