Lauren is out of commission right now as she came down with AIDS a cold and I'm just feeling particularly tired and uninspired. Plus there's not a whole lot going on in the world of sports today. So I'll let some other bloggers recap all of the non-stories for you:

*Despite my general indifference to college hoops, I totally 0wn3d the Pittsburgh Celebrity NCAA Pool. Feel free to remind me that I rock, but trust me, I already know. [Sportsocracy]

*Cincinnati's mayor deserves an honorary Cy Young Award. [Sports Unfiltered]

*Reggie Bush probably maybe not banned from Playboy Mansion possibly [AOL Fanhouse]

*Now Dontrelle Willis is making it rain. [Larry Brown Sports]

*Matt steals our hearts our old post titles, writes about the latest Colt to make the police blotter, and develops an interesting theory about all these Colt arrests. [With Leather]

*Now that's a Cardinals fan. [Deadspin]

*An interesting look at Dirk and the MVP race [Mavs Moneyball]

*Pacman Jones is smart, Roger Goodell probably smarter. [AOL Fanhouse]

*50 Best NBA Commercials of All Time (Man I miss Gheorghe Muresan...) [Both Teams Played Hard]

*The 10 Worst Baseball Announcers of All-Time [Maxim]

*Billy Packer "tarded out" for a minute. [Deadspin]

*Why do sports bloggers do it? [The Big Lead]


Oh yeah, and the Masters start tomorrow. I'd post more about it, but I don't really consider golf a sport. If you can play it without breaking a sweat and then go out to dinner in your "uniform" afterwards - it's not really a sport. It's just a nice talent. A talent that pays unreasonably well.


[Image above via Lookout Landing]

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