Every week Mandy and I try to send our love out to a very deserving someone. Well something different hap pend this week. Today is my fiery partner in crimes birthday. I was going to put up some ridiculous photo of a cake shaped like a vagina, but stopped when I checked my email.

In my inbox there was a love letter. I wasn't surprised. Readers send us mail everyday telling us how much they love our boobs us. But this letter was different. I could tell it really came from the heart.

So this week instead of a love letter to a hot dude in the sports world, the love letter is to the birthday girl from her one and only true love, Chris Kaman.

My dearest Mandy,

This year on your birthday I really wanted you to realize the love I have for you. It runs deeper than most rivers and is a love so pure and clean it's almost heavenly.

I long for the day when I am able to hold you in my arms and feel your fingers glide through my gorgeous, silky, blond locks. I want to gaze into your beautiful eyes and whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

I've been around the world and met tons of beautiful ladies, but none compare to you. I'm ready to settle down and decided to take you as my wife, partner and friend. We are clearly soul mates put on this earth to find one another. You see my sweet Mandy, I believe in fate. And fate has led me to your beautiful embrace.


I am having a hard time telling you what I feel so I wrote you a song to express some of the emotions I have for you. I hope you enjoy it...

You can't resist me.
I'm in your bones.
I am your marrow
And your ride home.

You can't avoid me.
I'm in the air...
in the air
In between molecules of
Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide.

Only in dreams
We see what it means.
Reach out our hands.
Hold onto mine.
But when we wake
It's all been erased.
And so it seems
Only in dreams.

You walk up to me.
Ask me to dance.
I says, "Hey, baby, I just might take the chance."
You say, "It's a good thing
That you float in the air... in the air.
That way there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces."

It's all for you baby.

On this very special day I want you to know that I'm your present. Unwrap me and do as you please.

I have a feeling you're really gonna like this package.

With all the love that I posses,


Snuggle Bunny Kaman







(Uh, wow. Thanks Chris. That was...uh...sweet of you. I'm sure Mandy will totally be into it. I'm pretty sure you didn't write that song though, buddy. )

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