When we aren't busy watching countless hours of porn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we (like most girls) dream of that perfect guy out there just waiting to sweep us off our feet...okay, that's a lie. Lemme try this again...
When we aren't busy watching countless hours ofporn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we dream of those perfect guys out there just waiting to have amazing sex with us. There. That's more like it. So in the hopes of reeling in one of these fine specimens that we wanna lay we're sending them love letters. This week it's the only member of AC Milan that scored yesterday, Filippo Inzaghi.
Dear Pippo,
So you scored twice yesterday...wanna score twice again today? How 'bout four times? I'm good to go.
So...you're a striker? That's funny, we have so much in common! I'm a screamer!
On your knees, huh? Man, we DO have a lot in common...
Love,
Lauren
xoxo
When we aren't busy watching countless hours of
Dear Pippo,
So you scored twice yesterday...wanna score twice again today? How 'bout four times? I'm good to go.
So...you're a striker? That's funny, we have so much in common! I'm a screamer!
On your knees, huh? Man, we DO have a lot in common...
Love,
Lauren
xoxo
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LOL..thanks for the late mornign laughs :)
mmm... a screamer.
He's a striker? I hope he strikes hard and deep....often would also be nice as well. Judging by that look of sheer rapture, I wouldn't be surprised if he does do that. Just picture yourself in the same kind of position he's in, except your legs are wrapped around his waist and you're on top of him. When I saw that picture, I did that(pictured my self on top of him with my legs wrapped around his waist.) I have a thing for Italian men, whether they're citizens of Italy, Italian-American, or live in another country and are of Italian nationality, it's all good. ;)