Now baby what's this I hear about you lacking confidence? Oh don't say those things honey, you know you're the greatest.
Shhhh shhh, don't talk like that. Lauren is here to make it all better. Now you lay your sweet German head on my chest and tell me what I can do to make the bad thoughts go away.
Uh huh...ok...well that's not exactly what I had in mind but if you just want me to rub your neck that's ok. I'm here for you, baby.
Now tonight I really need you to go out there and give it hell. I need that Dirk from last year to kick some exercise equipment and score 50 points. I need you to bitch slap that beard off of Baron Davis' face. I want you to break slabs of concrete with your bare hands for me. Show me that you are all that is man.
I know you can do it baby. I have faith in you. I believe in you. I know you want this as bad as I want it. And if you aren't doing it for me (even though I know you are, because I'm like totally cute and how could you not want to do it for me) do it for Bentley Green and the Mavs #1 fan*. What's that baby? You want me to do an inspirational cheer and bounce up and down for you? Of course I will! Anything for you baby!
F-I-R-E UP
THAT'S THE WAY WE SPELL FIRE UP
FIRE UP
YEAH YEAH
FIRE UP
GO MAVS
WOOOO
*Mavs #1 fan was a little boy Mandy and I saw at the season opener that was seated near us. He was about 8 and decked out in Mavs gear. He was in a wheelchair and was the cutest little thing we have ever seen. The kid screamed and cheered louder and longer than anyone else. And when they lost that night he cried huge alligator tears. It was the cutest and saddest thing I have ever seen. That kid knew how to rock.
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Wait Lauren!
You just said that a boy in wheelchair knew how to rock. I bet said boy will grow up and go see Night Ranger too. Will he know how to rock then?
I live in the East Bay and all of a sudden there's a million Warrior's fans. I used to be but basketball now is just an excuse to keep sportswriters employed until baseball starts. It won't kill me to see the Mavs come back.
Alright Tiffers, I knew you would be like the only one (besides Mandy) who got that. So that is why I left it out.
But yes, he is the only paraplegic in the world who knows how to rock. That's how the story really goes.
And yes world, I get drunk at Night Ranger concerts and tell men in wheelchairs that paraplegics do not know how to rock. I'm a bad person.
bless you and the pep talk -- it worked! Now, what magic are you going to bring for game 6?
Lauren and Mandy (Happy Bday) - great website, great breasts!
sorry to see your boys go down hard last night. but you've gotta admit, the energy there last night was incredible.
on mike n mike this morning, mike (the second one) made a really good point. perhaps dallas was ovelooking GS at the start of this series. but after a game or two, that excuse doesn't really hold up. so why, oh why, did dallas choke?
i'm not trying to get a rise out of you (that's your job :) ). merely trying to figure out why the team with the best regular season record couldn't buckle down and get it done.
i'm sure it's a time of mourning down there. but we've all been there. hell, i live in dc. "championship" isn't exactly a word that lives around here, unless you're a DC United fan.
anyway, keep up the great work!