MORE FUN THAN A FEDERAL GRAND JURY INDICTMENT

Yes, Vick got indicted. And dog fighting makes me sick to my stomach.

But thanks to the Ron Mexico name generator I will now use the name Bianca Kiribati when I am seeking treatment for my porn addiction. And when Mandy goes to her doctor to get help for that carpel tunnel injury in her wrist (due to furiously masturbating to Ben Roflsberger's picture) she will use the alias Maria Liechtenstein.



Read more about the indictment here: [Deadspin]

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3 Responses to “MORE FUN THAN A FEDERAL GRAND JURY INDICTMENT”

  1. # Blogger DTC

    my favorite that ever came up for me was 'bob st. germaine' which sounds exactly like someone who would be in a peter north/stephanie swift feature.  

  2. # Blogger The DBG

    well, if you ever see Hercules Thailand on the registry at the free clinic...  

  3. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

    What's wrong with porn and masturbation?  

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