REMEMBER THAT TIME I SAID I'D NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN?
9 Comments Published by mandy on 7/09/2007 at 13:21.
Well that, like most everything out of my mouth, was a complete and total lie. I returned just long enough to start a racial flame war and now I'm getting the hell out of Dodge and letting Lauren clean up the mess. (Thanks Laur!)
I'll be in my native Pittsburgh for the next week or so, which means only one thing: Ben Roethlisberger's world is about to get rocked. And by rocked of course I mean stalked. (Big Ben News just makes it so easy.) I'll miss you guys, but truth be told, I'm pretty excited about my trip. Turns out a plane ticket is considerably less expensive than what I've been spending on gas and adult diapers on my previous cross-country stalking excursions.
My internet access will probably be intermittent at best, so everything's in Lauren's hands this week. In the meantime, I'm posing this question to you lovely readers:
Basketball and hockey are over and we've got a couple months until football, so I'm desperately bored with sports right now. As I've mentioned before, I just can't really get into baseball. Overweight, out of shape men running around in uniforms that look like pajamas just doesn't do it for me. But I'm trying. I just need a team to get behind.
My football loyalties lie with Pittsburgh. My basketball loyalties lie with Dallas. And my hockey loyalties are split between the two. So where should my loyalties lie in baseball?
Should I root, root, root for the home team, the perilously sucky Texas Rangers? Or should I support the ever so slightly less embarrassing Houston Astros? I lived in Houston for awhile.... I could go for the Pirates since I support all the other Pittsburgh sporting ventures, but what with the fan protests and all I'm not so sure it's the best time to try and be a fan again...I'm moving to Long Island next month so I suppose I could support the Mets, or the Yankees just to be a dick. I could like the Cardinals, Sox, or Tigers just because they're popular. Or I could go for the Brewers because they seem to like beer as much as me. Hmmm...decisions.
Somebody make up my mind for me. Please make this next month interesting.
I'll be in my native Pittsburgh for the next week or so, which means only one thing: Ben Roethlisberger's world is about to get rocked. And by rocked of course I mean stalked. (Big Ben News just makes it so easy.) I'll miss you guys, but truth be told, I'm pretty excited about my trip. Turns out a plane ticket is considerably less expensive than what I've been spending on gas and adult diapers on my previous cross-country stalking excursions.
My internet access will probably be intermittent at best, so everything's in Lauren's hands this week. In the meantime, I'm posing this question to you lovely readers:
Basketball and hockey are over and we've got a couple months until football, so I'm desperately bored with sports right now. As I've mentioned before, I just can't really get into baseball. Overweight, out of shape men running around in uniforms that look like pajamas just doesn't do it for me. But I'm trying. I just need a team to get behind.
My football loyalties lie with Pittsburgh. My basketball loyalties lie with Dallas. And my hockey loyalties are split between the two. So where should my loyalties lie in baseball?
Should I root, root, root for the home team, the perilously sucky Texas Rangers? Or should I support the ever so slightly less embarrassing Houston Astros? I lived in Houston for awhile.... I could go for the Pirates since I support all the other Pittsburgh sporting ventures, but what with the fan protests and all I'm not so sure it's the best time to try and be a fan again...I'm moving to Long Island next month so I suppose I could support the Mets, or the Yankees just to be a dick. I could like the Cardinals, Sox, or Tigers just because they're popular. Or I could go for the Brewers because they seem to like beer as much as me. Hmmm...decisions.
Somebody make up my mind for me. Please make this next month interesting.
Labels: baseball, ben roflsberger, mandy's lying again
I'm supporting the Rangers. If you choose elsewhere I would suggest the Cardinals since they're the only other team on the list that isn't pure evil.
First off: LIAR!!!!
Now that that's out of my system, I would love for you to root for my Tigers, but people would be pointing out the splinters in your ass from crash landing on that band wagon.
You should just go by your tried and true method: find a team with a lot of players that make you cream your panties (or maybe just one player who just makes you convulse in orgasmic pleasure with a look) and there ya go. Problem solved.
Ya have to go with the Yankees. The pinstripes will make your breasts look fabulous.
I'll give you the best cunningulus (I love that word) of your life if you join the Cardinals fan base. Also, Budweiser is located in StL, so beer pretty much flows through the streets here (though that turned out to be a pretty bad thing of Josh Hancock.)
Good old Connie Lingus. Damn, you've really upped the ante.
I'll give you the best cunningulus of your life while you drink beer!
Mantle: he didn't up the ante! He offered up Budweiser! I think he hurt his chances there. Miller seems to be the beer of choice on this blog. Unless we're talking free beer...then all bets are off.
Oh, it's free beer. Smooth and delicious like a mountain stream (or so goes the commercial).
So, Connie Lingus and free beer. I win.
Damn..uh, Connie Lingus and your own brewery!
First off fresh as a mountain Stream = Coors. so maybe the Rockies?
Secondly, as a Mets fan and not wanting to befoul my good name by offering sexual favors for myself I humbly submit my team for consideration.
Why? Because David Wright & Jose Reyes, that's why. DW makes me second guess myself sometimes.