THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF MANDY, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE KAMAN
5 Comments Published by mandy on 7/03/2007 at 18:42.
So hey guys, what's new with you? What's been going on lately?
What's been going on with me?
Oh you know....nothing much really...just went on a little vacation...Um, it was pretty fun I guess. Went to Branson and saw Michael Martin Murphy. Who doesn't love that song Wildfire, right?
Yeah... and I went to Graceland....That was cool I guess.....umm.....visited Antarctica....thought I saw Bear Grylls ravaging a deer carcass....Weird... Oh, and I went to Hawaii! Or at least I think it was Hawaii... it was tropical and there were 4-assed monkeys running around....
That's Hawaii right?.... And then there was the chicken fa.....y'know I don't really want to talk about this anymore. In fact, let's never speak of this again. What matters is that I'm back and that everything will be back to normal soon.
Yes, everything will be back to normal. You're fine Mandy. It's ok. It was all just a dream. Everything's all right now. You're back home and you're with Lauren and everything is just fine. No one's ever going to hurt you again. Lauren will protect you. Everything's going to be....just....fine. Go ahead, take a deep breath. You're ok. Just breathe. Everything's fine people. I'm back. And everything's fine. I'll never leave you again.
What's been going on with me?
Oh you know....nothing much really...just went on a little vacation...Um, it was pretty fun I guess. Went to Branson and saw Michael Martin Murphy. Who doesn't love that song Wildfire, right?
Yeah... and I went to Graceland....That was cool I guess.....umm.....visited Antarctica....thought I saw Bear Grylls ravaging a deer carcass....Weird... Oh, and I went to Hawaii! Or at least I think it was Hawaii... it was tropical and there were 4-assed monkeys running around....That's Hawaii right?.... And then there was the chicken fa.....y'know I don't really want to talk about this anymore. In fact, let's never speak of this again. What matters is that I'm back and that everything will be back to normal soon.
Yes, everything will be back to normal. You're fine Mandy. It's ok. It was all just a dream. Everything's all right now. You're back home and you're with Lauren and everything is just fine. No one's ever going to hurt you again. Lauren will protect you. Everything's going to be....just....fine. Go ahead, take a deep breath. You're ok. Just breathe. Everything's fine people. I'm back. And everything's fine. I'll never leave you again.
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That's some high quality entertainment they have out there in Branson. They have ummmm....old people! You can listen to them gripe about stuff. Branson is also magical. All the old people mysteriously disappear at 6pm. I'm very envious.
She ran calling KAAAAAMMAAAAANN!!!
Mandy, just have another beer...did you just call Lauren a deer carcass? That's cold.
Racist women do not get their boob signed.
Really? The Darks Mall?
Rape whistles?
Too far maybe?