DEREK JETER GAVE JESSICA ALBA HERPES


Yup, that's right. Well, at least according to L.A. Rag Mag.

Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.

Building on this, the blog Holy Candy mapped out the "Herpes Tree" of celebrities who may have contracted herpes as a result of Jeter.


Hmmm....wonder if A-Rod caught it too?



So to recap, Derek Jeter has sullied all of your fantasies and the Yankees still suck.

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16 Responses to “DEREK JETER GAVE JESSICA ALBA HERPES”

  1. # Blogger The DBG

    Wow that dirty son of a bitch defiled both Jessicas AND Scarlett. Well I'm definitely not going to do them now...actually let's not say anything too *ahem* rash here. I'd have to think about it. Die Yankee scum.  

  2. # Blogger Beretta

    *sniffle*..you gals are too good to us...what a lovely and thoughtful picture to start us off with.  

  3. # Blogger Who Knows

    What a Derek Jeter....  

  4. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

    Monitor hump  

  5. # Blogger DTC

    as Cosloy stated on Cant Stop the Bleeding....LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER.  

  6. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

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  7. # Blogger Erik Samdahl

    Another reason to hate the Yankees...  

  8. # Blogger .Tif

    So this means that Timberlake has a double dose of the herpes?  

  9. # Blogger Valissa

    Okay people let's think about this. If the last girl Derek Jeter was with was Jessica Biel and she's now with JT (Justin Timberlake). Do you think that Justin would still be with her? Come on Justin is way to shallow for that. You really can't have sex the way you would want to with someone that has herpes, so Justin without sex (not happenin') that let's me know that Jessica Alba got it from some body else. I mean all of the other girls seem okay. Maybe JA needs to go and track down all the guys slept with in between Derek and Cash Warren.  

  10. # Blogger may

    OMG, I would have wanted to sleep with Derek Jeter and Jessica Alba (if I was a lesbian) but now I won't touch them or even go to any of the Yankees games or any F4 movies. Gosh, herpes is a bad thing to contract and for all the trees, it's just sad if DJ gave it to half of Hollywood. I don't care 1 in 4 have herpes. I don't want it. No wonder Cash Warren didn't want to marry JA, you can cause your kids to be blind if the herpes is on an outbreak. It's a serious thing to have herpes. And you don't want to spread it to your kids. It's not as bad as HIV, but it's something I do not want.

    My whole infatuation with the Yankees is over. DJ, shame on you, thought you were a good boy too.  

  11. # Blogger lookatme

    Please May you sound really immature and over-reactive! It is true 1 in 4 has it so it is very common. The people that spread it the most are people like you that think they will never get it, and don't currently have it. Because the people who have herpes, that don't know it, and are considered "asymtomatic" (without physical symtoms)are the people that spread it the most.  

  12. # Blogger Daniel

    The media is filled with the biggest Deutsch bags. It's none of anyones business. If someone has a problem or disease, its only that persons business and whoever they feel comfortable talking to about it. The media is a piece of shit. I hate all of them. My theory is that the media, filled with bitches and assholes is jealous of Derek Jeter's and Jessica Alba's fame and are just trying to tear them down. Well I say FUCK THE MEDIA.  

  13. # Blogger Olicot

    Refer them to

    www.iclicku.com

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  14. # Blogger bolo_yt

    I am sure there are alot of people in Hollywood with herpes including rockers. Herpes is very common among the rich and famous whether they be actors, musicians, doctors, lawyers, etc.  

  15. # Blogger x_skyxlight_x

    all you people sure are silly! this stuff lives in public restrooms! my advice, quarentine ones self away from all possible contaminantes. NOTE: people can remove info from there medical files whenever they see fit & those who have it & know it can help to find a cure if they are not scaredy cats. the real problem is all these people discussing other peoples buisness in an atempt to assert themselves.  

  16. # Blogger Mojo

    I'm a reporter and I just want to apologize to Jessica Alba and the other 1 in four people for forcing you to have dirty Jeter sex. It's all my fault and poetic justice is that I have herpes. My childrens are all blind to. Stop having dirty jeter sex and you will have not only a safe ho ho, but one that shoots out healthy kids who can see. C-sections are only for models and actresses who want to make sure there hoo hoo's are tight enough, not for medical reasons. I'm so sorry I made Jessica Alba's cooter a burning blistery inferno. Please forgive me!  

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