While Mark Philippoussis picked the kitten, Salty picked the cougar. And impregnated her. And went to the same high school as her (she was a teacher, he was student). And because I always look for some reason to reference Van Halen, Salty had it bad, had it bad, had it bad, he was hot for teacher.
He's freakin' hot. Married doesn't stop me. His last name is the longest in MLB history and I can only wonder what else on him is long.
No matter how many times I see and hear his name I will refer to him as Saltimbocca. It's my favorite place to eat Bruschetta and it's easier to say.
He can do that to my bottom lip anytime...mmmm...I love the taste of salty stuff...all sorts of salty stuff...
"That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. And I once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!"
Labels: futurama refrences, panty creamer, salty, van halen
Hmm...Juggs...salty stuff...
Yeah, this morning at work is pretty much shot. Thanks, Lauren!
You mean Saltimbocca was your favorite place to eat bruschetta.
oh, sweet word. he's so boyish. it'd be like screwing the hottest jackass on the HS baseball team.