Thoughts on the pictures:

My sources* tell me that after the picture was taken, the model with Leinart was impregnated. He denies any knowledge of knocking her up. (Illegitimate child jokes with Leinart are never not funny.) Use that two punch method nameless model, two punch. One will not suffice. It's gotta be two, and they gotta be hard. (Punching yourself in the stomach to abort a child jokes are never not funny, either.)

Romo looks decent. When you aren't looking at him straight on and those ears have been touched up in the picture he's pretty hot...I'd hit it. Twice. Oh who am I kidding...three times. Even with the ears. And if I'm looking at him straight on. I'm weak. And easy.

JaMarcus Russell's coat is probably worth more than my car. Probably more than my life.

Brady Quinn tries to be James Dean. Stress on tries. Live fast, die young just doesn't strike me as Quinn's motto. Wear pink, touch boys seems more like it.

Speaking of young, Vincey does the dramatic "run away while looking back pose." Always a winner. He should try the "one hand on hip, head cocked to the side, sly smile, and peace sign" pose. I think it would work.

Ben ROFLsberger included in the magazine just for Mandy's masturbatory pleasure.


See the large pics and video here.


[Pictures from Mark Seliger - GQ]


* - For legal reasons I must state that my source is Matt Leinhart's erect penis. His flaccid penis could not be reached for comment.

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