The first pictures of John Edward Thomas Moynahan, the illegitimate super spawn of Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan, are featured in the latest issue of OK! Magazine due on newsstands Thursday.
He's cute and kind of squishy looking like your typical baby, except this baby will probably grow up to be super good-looking, super talented, and super rich like his father. And will probably have terribly distorted and unreasonably high standards for women growing up with Bridget Moynahan as his mom and Gisele as his stepmom.
I say he's banging Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt by 15 and a franchise quarterback rolling off a different supermodel every night before he's 25. Stupid asshole baby.