Ok, I'll wait until that horrific mental image leaves your brain and you stop dry heaving.
So here goes. According to James Woods, OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson once propositioned him for a three-way and when he declined Nicole tried to hook up with him behind OJ's back.
As they sat in a fancy restaurant in Palm Springs and Simpson got into a conversation with Nicole's sister Denise Brown, Nicole began eyeing Woods. "[She was] this curvy, gorgeous blonde . . . and she starts talking to me, and everything is about how she is really not happy with her marriage. I'm going through a divorce at the time, and I'm taking the bait. I guess I'm kind of being set up," Woods recalled.
Later, when he got back to his hotel, Woods said O.J. and Nicole, looking cozy, walked by his room and invited him for a "late-night nightcap" in their suite. "It was very odd," he told Ferguson. "About four days later, I get at my house a letter from her, 'Dear Jimmy,' with a little heart where the 'i" is, [saying] 'O.J. is out of town, maybe you would like to get together.' [I thought], this can't be possible."
I'd write more about James Woods's amazing judgment and foresight, but the thought of OJ Simpson and James Wood naked and grinding on each other pretty much made me retarded. And blind. I don't even know what I'm typing anymore.