Tired of OJ Simpson news yet? Well fucking deal with it because I've got more for you. However, I shan't bore you with any more details about his arrest. Instead, I'll give you the real scoop on OJ, or rather, the gorgeous creature hoping to be the future corpse of Mrs. OJ Simpson. Here she is just a few days before OJ's most recent arrest:



Meet Christie Prody. In addition to being jaw-droppingly beautiful (those eyebrows! that hair!), infinitely classy and cultured, super intelligent, and having the most perfect natural rack of all time, a cursory search of Google reveals the following interesting facts about Christie:

  • She's 31
  • She's a former aesthetician and cocktail waitress
  • She and OJ have had an on/off whirlwind romance over the past 10 years:
  • Jan. 2001 Police are summoned to Simpson's home after a neighbor called to report an argument. Prody told police Simpson was angry that she came home late. No charges are filed.
  • Sept. 2000 Prody accused Simpson of using a key to break into her home, erase a message on her answering machine and take a letter. She called police but did not press charges.
  • May 2000 Police are called to a Miami hotel after Simpson and Prody got into a loud dispute and Prody allegedly slapped and kicked him. Simpson refused to press charges.
  • Oct. 1999 Police respond to a 911 call Simpson placed from Prody's house. According to a police report, Simpson said Prody had been on a cocaine binge. Simpson later calls that a misunderstanding. (Source)


  • So...the greatest love story of all time....Romeo & Juliet? Antony & Cleopatra? Taylor & Burton? Bogie & Bacall? Tracy & Hepburn? John & Yoko? Nay people, I say to you Simpson & Prody.






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    1. # Blogger Michael Tompkins

      Was that the girl that was hooking up with Flava Flav on the surreal life?  

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