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O.J. SIMPSON'S GIRLFRIEND IS ELEGANT, ALMOST CERTAINLY CRAZY

1 Comments Published by mandy on 9/17/2007 at 22:42.

Tired of OJ Simpson news yet? Well fucking deal with it because I've got more for you. However, I shan't bore you with any more details about his arrest. Instead, I'll give you the real scoop on OJ, or rather, the gorgeous creature hoping to be the future ~~corpse of~~ Mrs. OJ Simpson. Here she is just a few days before OJ's most recent arrest:

Meet Christie Prody. In addition to being jaw-droppingly beautiful (those eyebrows! that hair!), infinitely classy and cultured, super intelligent, and having the most perfect natural rack of all time, a cursory search of Google reveals the following interesting facts about Christie:

She's 31

She's a former aesthetician and cocktail waitress

She and OJ have had an on/off whirlwind romance over the past 10 years:

Jan. 2001 Police are summoned to Simpson's home after a neighbor called to report an argument. Prody told police Simpson was angry that she came home late. No charges are filed.
Sept. 2000 Prody accused Simpson of using a key to break into her home, erase a message on her answering machine and take a letter. She called police but did not press charges.
May 2000 Police are called to a Miami hotel after Simpson and Prody got into a loud dispute and Prody allegedly slapped and kicked him. Simpson refused to press charges.
Oct. 1999 Police respond to a 911 call Simpson placed from Prody's house. According to a police report, Simpson said Prody had been on a cocaine binge. Simpson later calls that a misunderstanding. (Source)

She kills kittens

4 years into their relationship she and OJ split up and she sold a story to the National Enquirer about how OJ confessed to killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman to her. Then she got back together with him.

And here's a heartfelt interview with the two of them summing up their relationship.

So...the greatest love story of all time....Romeo & Juliet? Antony & Cleopatra? Taylor & Burton? Bogie & Bacall? Tracy & Hepburn? John & Yoko? Nay people, I say to you Simpson & Prody.