A BATTLE ROYALE OF FAKE RUGGED DUDE PROPORTIONS
0 Comments Published by lauren on 10/12/2007 at 12:53.
On Sunday they will meet. Only one will survive. It's the Brady v. Romo Battle of Fake Ruggedness (or the BVRBFR).Who is better at being styled to look rugged? Who can work on a fake ranch harder? Who can rope an imaginary steer faster?
Yes, they will meet at Texas Stadium in what is sure to be one of the most (or the most) over hyped games of the season. Yes, they will compare Romo to Farve and Brady. Yes, we will see that damn Jerry Jones-Papa John's commercial over and over (which by the way was created by a guy I went to high school with).
But what matters to this fake writer, dear horn dog readers? You should know the answer to this one: Who would I most likely let get inside of Lauren the Greats magically fantastic oh so desirable treasure trove of wonder? Why don't I just draw it out and see who wins...
I'm not that great at math so someone else add that up and tell me who won. I can't be expected to have brains and beauty. Geez. Demanding.
I think we all know who I'd do with out even looking at that chart or using the Pythagorean theorem.
And both of them would be the correct answer. I can't lie. It's this disorder I have where I have to tell the truth at all times. Yes, I'd have sex with both of them. Yes, I do have boobs that would make a man leave his wife. Yes, I did win the sexiest person alive contest 3 years in a row under the false name Lola Mchumpmegood. Yes, when I wake up in the morning animated woodland creatures roam into my bedroom while I sing a song in my angelic singing voice.
I told you. I'm like a truth machine.
[Brady pic via The Big Lead]
Labels: graphs and charts help us learn, tom brady, tony romo, yes that is really what i call my lady parts
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