Via With Leather via Sportsbybrooks:
SPORTSbyBROOKS ("SbB") has learned exclusively today that the National Football League is in final negotiations to sign the Eagles to perform at halftime of the 2008 Super Bowl in Glendale, Arizona.
An announcement was not imminent, but a source said the likelihood of a deal being struck between the band and the league was "90%". The NFL's initial choice as headline halftime performer was Garth Brooks, but negotiations with the country performer broke down.
Fuck me, man. Girls Gone Sports HATES the fucking Eagles. Mandy has been known to start fights with people at bars who put them on the jukebox and I have broken up with a boyfriend for his love of the Eagles.
For those of you keeping score at home:
Van Halen - OK
Eagles of Death Metal - OK
Phil Collins - NOT OK
Boston - OK
Night Ranger - OK
The Fucking Eagles - NOT OK
Labels: boston, fucktards, i hate the fucking eagles
I can completely picture Mandy shattering a High Life bottle and jabbing it through someone's throat to the melody of "Take It Easy". Oh, the irony...
"I hate the fucking Eagles."
-- The Dude
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
-- Walter (or what Mandy may say before the impending stabbing)
Choosing between Garth Brooks and the Eagles is like choosing between strangulation and disembowelment.
Besides, they should just have Prince on every year.
"Besides, they should just have Prince on every year"
Prince and football should NEVER have happened. EVER EVER EVER.
Desperado! Why don't you come to your senses?
Anyone see the Seinfeld episode featuring that song? WORST. SEINFELD. EPISODE. EVAR.