Being a constant lady of class and grace is tiring. Sometimes I wonder how I'm able to do it all the time. Lifting my pinky to drink tea is simply exhausting. Smiling and waving and doing lovely curtsy all the time is enough to make me need a nap.
I will, on occasion, slip into my alter ego and burp, dance on tables, lift my shirt up and flash passersby, try and fight with beer bottles, drink tea with my pinky down. It happens. Having this much sophistication and grace is probably the hardest thing in the world.
So I understand when a lady of the highest caliber, like Britney Spears, does something normal people find offensive. I mean, when you are used to seeing her being refined, graceful and ultra polished all the time it is a shock to hear of her doing something like this (from the mouth of Ryan Seacrest)...
"She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking." "Lap dancing?" a co-host asked. "I mean some would say," Seacrest said. "She's on his lap," the co-host continued. "Yeah," Seacrest replied.
Let the girl live! When all you do is have stately dinners with the Queen and volunteer for various children's charities you need to occasionally live a little. When a hot shot NFL quarterback flashes you a smile and you have the opportunity to wriggle and grind on his $67.5 million crotch you do it!
It's not like she has two little boys to worry about. Or a career that is tanking. Or a fat ass to work out. Or acne to take care of.
She...wait. What?
Oh yeah. Never mind.
I guess I better get back to writing my etiquette column and making Emily Post look like, well, Britney Spears.
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