Hoo boy, it's been a while. You look great. No, really. The weeks and months have been good to you. Yeah, we've been alright. Mandy is doing great in law school. I still have that crippling addiction to internet pornography. Just been really, really busy. We meant to call...I know I said I'd write...we can't be perfect. It's not that easy. Trying to steal time at work or during class to get a post up. I mean, IT'S NOT LIKE WE ENJOY TREATING YOU LIKE THIS!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice. C'mere. Put your head on our bosoms. There, there. I know what we've said in the past, and we hate treating you like this. Just know that in the future, for as long as we can, we'll be here for you. It may not be as often as you like, we may only get one post up a day, or a few up a week, but we promise, they will be quality posts that you will know were written just for you.
Ok? Can I get a smile? You're so pretty when you smile, baby. There, see? Isn't everything better now? Are we still your favorite girls? Yeah? That's what I like to hear. Now come over here and sit on mama's lap. That's right...
Expect normal posts to go up tomorrow, if we're over that hangover...
Labels: annnnd we're back, really important shit that is happening with the blog
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! I can't stay mad at you when you have bosoms like those. And I totally understand the crippling internet pornography addiction. Isn't it great? :D
Welcome back girls. you were missed. Hope you had a great New Year. Better idea... why don't you come sit on MY lap...
Ah, to be nestled back in your bosom again.