Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo and Jason Witten enjoyed their bye week by relaxing in Cabo San Lucas this weekend. Instead of making the smart decision and partying it up with Sammy Hagar at the Cabo Wabo Cantina, they instead opted to hang out with everyone's favorite tranny, Jessica Simpson, and her creepy, creepy father. And you thought Romo's play calling was bad last Sunday...
If he keeps up his string of bad decisions and if Jessica Simpson shows up in the stands on Sunday, I'm predicting Giants 56, Cowboys -10. That's not even possible you say? Just wait.
Somewhere Eli Manning is tenting his fingers like Mr. Burns and saying "Excellennnnt."
Labels: jason witten, jessica simpson better watch her back, tony romo
bad decisions huh?
ben R. with no helmet could be construed as worse than romo a blow jay on the beach in mexico.
romo's play calling was horrid. when he called that one pass play from the booth, then called out the play, then threw the INT, i was like...GEEZ!!!
somewhere eli is finding a buddy to spoon in central park.
@ trenton
someone's got an axe to grind, eh?
@trenton
...what? Non-sequitur much? (don't worry, I'll wait while you look it up)
For the record that was Mandy signed in on my name.
SHE WANTS TO BE ME!
SHE WANTS TO BE ME!
Are we looking at a sequel to Single White Female in the making?