Taking in a Metalskool show...oh Tony...will you ever learn? Escorting your drunk, straight to DVD, busted weave girlfriend back to the car.
For shame. Bitch can't hold her booze.
A few days ago when they were allegedly broken up a friend of mine said, "See? Tony doesn't keep any girlfriends. He just keeps bitches he fucks." This friend must be wrong. Oh Tony...I am disappointed. At least when she's drunk she keeps that big 'ole mouth closed. I was about to say something along the lines of "she keeps that mouth full of something" or "at least Tony has done something right this year because that bitch has a huge mouth" but alas...I didn't. I'm getting lazy.
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Labels: drunk, jessica simpson better watch her back, tony romo
gotta love Romo's choice ensemble.
"what do i wear out tonight? hmmm... I know! A white t-shirt under a button-up! Can't go wrong with Hanes!"
fucking brilliant Romo. if you're gonna be a celebrity/athlete than please learn to dress better than a college kid.
her frequent bouts of drunkeness are her redeeming quality in our book. makes up for the "mule's ponytail-esque" weave.
I still think she looks like Andy Pettitte.