Because I love each and every one of you dear readers, here are lots and lots of half-naked chicks from Sports Illustrated's new swimsuit edition.

Cover Girl Marisa Miller!
Chicks in Swimsuits!
Chicks in Pretend Swimsuits Made of Body Paint!
Hot Athletes' Wives! (Yay! It's Eva Longoria free and 100% less annoying!)
NFL Cheerleaders! (I would like state, for the record, that the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is definitely the LEAST attractive of the bunch)
Danica Patrick (Hot butterface action!)
Plus video!
That should keep you occupied for a while.

Cover Girl Marisa Miller!
Chicks in Swimsuits!
Chicks in Pretend Swimsuits Made of Body Paint!
Hot Athletes' Wives! (Yay! It's Eva Longoria free and 100% less annoying!)
NFL Cheerleaders! (I would like state, for the record, that the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is definitely the LEAST attractive of the bunch)
Danica Patrick (Hot butterface action!)
Plus video!
That should keep you occupied for a while.
Labels: sexy, sports illustrated
Thank you Mandy :D
Mandy, we want to see you in that same cover pose.
There were way hotter other DCC that they could've chose. The one they have has serious downy face.
Their Charger cheerleader was an excellent choice. Can was please stop seeing Danica Patrick trying to look hot? It's NOT working.
The Hater Nation has a piece on the Danica shoot and, to save time, I'll copy and paste what I said there...
She's a man. A man with small, pathetic breasts. The kind that, when seen naked, you know that they are about as much fun to play with as a deflated basketball. The kind that flop around like the loose under-arm skin of old women. The kind that look like a ziplock bag half filled with depressing curdled milk and bugs
Poor Danica. I don't think she's bad looking. I think she's kinda pretty.
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