As someone who sees sneaking booze into stadiums as a fine art, this product is clearly for me. 
Holy sweet Lord in heaven do I need this. It holds up to a full bottle of wine. It's praised as perfect for:
"Women who love both a good chardonnay and a good field position."
And for women who have always wanted to "suckle from me own teat".
The possibilities are endless. I could be drunk at the grocery store, drunk in class, drunk at church, even more drunk at work than I usually am, and drunk at the movie theatre. Holy shit sign me up.
Yes, I see how offensive to my sex this is. But my God it's hilarious. Plus, I could hold a whole lotta tequila or Boones Farm in my "gazongas" (their word, not mine) and not have to pay for overpriced Miller Lite or crappy margaritas that make your pee turn electric green.
And as you know, in the world of Girls Gone Sports, Booze > Self-respect.
[Thanks to Randball for the link]
[Firebox.com]
It's called the "Wine Rack". It's tagged as "my cups runneth over". You pour wine or other booze into the boob part and can sneakily drink from your bra during sporting events and in other public places where they check and make sure you aren't sneaking stuff in.
Holy sweet Lord in heaven do I need this. It holds up to a full bottle of wine. It's praised as perfect for:
"Women who love both a good chardonnay and a good field position."
And for women who have always wanted to "suckle from me own teat".
The possibilities are endless. I could be drunk at the grocery store, drunk in class, drunk at church, even more drunk at work than I usually am, and drunk at the movie theatre. Holy shit sign me up.
Yes, I see how offensive to my sex this is. But my God it's hilarious. Plus, I could hold a whole lotta tequila or Boones Farm in my "gazongas" (their word, not mine) and not have to pay for overpriced Miller Lite or crappy margaritas that make your pee turn electric green.
And as you know, in the world of Girls Gone Sports, Booze > Self-respect.
[Thanks to Randball for the link]
[Firebox.com]
Labels: a bra that holds wine is the greatest modern american invention, stop the presses
Juggs, these are going to make your um... juggs look H-U-G-E!
*ponders for a moment*
Um.. where do I send my donations and requests for pics?
You're gonna need a whole new wardrobe. And let me know if you plan to fill up with tequila for a night. I wanna be ready with the camera and bail money.
oh man, it doesn't matter how old I get, I don't think i will ever not laugh when i read/say "gazongas."
brilliant marketing.
Im legitamtely mad at myself for not thinking of this. Fantastic idea
and Lauren, im shocked I didnt get a comment on my crystal ball reading
@Chris #2
meh. making fun of me for being a cowboy's fan and going back and forth with you gets boring.
plus, i'm too busy searching our emails for amazing products like the wine bra.
my journalistic integrity is amazing.
We prefer you go commando anyway ;)
I am so going to picture you "suckling from your own teat", for the rest of the day! (Or at least on and off for the rest of the day)!
Holy Shit Lola! I'll buy you one for your birthday and you buy me one for mine. Deal?