No, this story isn't about hockey - it's about hilarity.
The coach of the Lockview Dragons, a Canadian high school hockey team, was fired on Wednesday when parents complained that some of his players had changed their bio information in the team program. So why were the parents in such a tizzy over a few bio edits you ask?
One player's bio says he enjoys "some meat between his buns." Another's says he likes hunting and fishing and warns women that he shares his bed with a huge weapon. A third player's write-up says he "could be coming into your mouth sooner than you think as he seeks a profession in dental hygenics (sic) in the near future." Another bio refers to a player's desire to visit pop singer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. And another caption says a player wants to become a motivational speaker for the hearing impaired.
I don't know what the big fuss was all about - those look pretty much like Lauren and my bios from the Drama Club playbills, except....oh wait....we were in Drama Club, so we really didn't have to try to get people to laugh at us.
But anywayssss....things didn't turn out too badly for the Lockview Dragons because the offensive bios weren't discovered until after the season was already over and their coach was only a volunteer coach anyways.
So, well played Dragons. That's just the kind of low brow, juvenile humor that we endorse around these parts.
[Source] via Deadspin
(And check out the first comment following the article @ the source. It's almost as hilarious as the bios.)
Labels: for the lulz, hockey, random
For whatever reason I thought Lockville was a pretty cool name for a town until I noticed it was Lockview. I might start a town called Lockville now.
How can you not pick that team to win?
Oops! Thanks for the heads-up Jeff. Happy Hour came early today.