According to MediaTakeOut.com, who "spoke with a person whose relative is currently incarcerated with Mike Vick in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary" Michael Vick is having a hard time adjusting to life in prison.
The insider explained, "Michael Vick is not in [administrative segregation] - he's right there with the rest of the inmates. A few [inmates] stepped to him when he first got there but everything is cool now ... My [family member] says that he's paying a Mexican gang to keep him safe."
Well who else would Ron Mexico go to to keep him safe besides a Mexican gang? I hope he calls them Ron's Mexicos. And I wonder how many pesos per hour it costs to protect your virgin ruby starfruit....
Ron's right to hire protection though, he's much more suited to playing quarterback than catcher.
All right, I'll quit with the awful jokes. Some things are just too easy. Like your mom.
[MediaTakeOut]
Labels: michael vick, nfl, ron mexico
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