Hoo-ray. Another season of dancing with the stars. I am so tired of this show. I really liked it at first (I also used to like the movie Strictly Ballroom) but now I've grown bored with it. Meh.
But this season has some interesting athletes...I guess. Well, not really. But uh, yeah...so here they are:
Jason Taylor -
Can a robot dance? Robot cannot love. Robot have no emotions. Robot sad.
Monica Seles -
I understand that the Ballroom has metal detectors. This is good for her.
Kristi Yamaguchi -
My pick to win. I idolized her when I was like 6. My best friend was asian and we thought she was our Queen. One time, at a book fair in 1st grade I used my allowance to buy a poster of her. My mom got mad at me for not buying a book. Plus, I wasn't allowed to have posters in my room (yes my mother was a Nazi). So instead I put it up in my closet and waited for the day when I would be a figure skater who was able to glide over the ice with the greatest of ease....so thank you Kristi Yamaguchi. If I would have bought that copy of Nancy Drew that I wanted, I might be a detective today. But instead I'm an illiterate blogger who has never even put on a pair of skates.
True story.
[list from dlisted]
But this season has some interesting athletes...I guess. Well, not really. But uh, yeah...so here they are:
Jason Taylor -
Can a robot dance? Robot cannot love. Robot have no emotions. Robot sad.Monica Seles -
I understand that the Ballroom has metal detectors. This is good for her.Kristi Yamaguchi -
My pick to win. I idolized her when I was like 6. My best friend was asian and we thought she was our Queen. One time, at a book fair in 1st grade I used my allowance to buy a poster of her. My mom got mad at me for not buying a book. Plus, I wasn't allowed to have posters in my room (yes my mother was a Nazi). So instead I put it up in my closet and waited for the day when I would be a figure skater who was able to glide over the ice with the greatest of ease....so thank you Kristi Yamaguchi. If I would have bought that copy of Nancy Drew that I wanted, I might be a detective today. But instead I'm an illiterate blogger who has never even put on a pair of skates.True story.
[list from dlisted]
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