What do these things have in common?
Sure Plaxico can predict a Super Bowl win...but can he tell me what lies ahead for my future? Can he tell me who my soul mate is? What job I will end up in? WHAT DAY I WILL DIE???
Well, The Wade Blogs has just those answers.
No, they don't know when I'm going to die, but they do have a shit ton of Plaxico predictions.
He's no Dionne Warwick, but damn with some blush, a little bit of mascara, well we could try. He's a pretty man. But I don't he could sing it like her.
Ah man, now I have "Do you know the way to San Jose" stuck in my head. Speaking of Dionne Warwick, she was the subject of one of my favorite parts in one of my favorite movies, My Best Friends Wedding (Oh shut up I've loved it since I was like 13). Haha. Oh man.
"Who's Dionne Warwick?"
"She's Whitney Houston's aunt!"
Ah, Hell to the NO! Oh Whitney Houston. Man this post is going everywhere. Doody bubbles.
Jesus. I can't stop laughing. Whew....
Labels: plexico is like mexico, random, this post had a point i swear
Just looked into my crystal ball, heres what ive got for you:
1. Jerry Jones
2. Stripping
3. The day after the Cowboys win another playoff game
So the good news is you will live forever, the bad news is your lap dances are gonna have to pay for a few more face lifts for jerrah
Not bad, Chris, but I'm thinking more on long these lines:
2.) Who needs a job when Mandy will celan up things for you?
3.) The exact moment where the Cowboys choke away another playoff vistory. So next year. Sorry, Lauren :(
I don't get it. How would her lap dances make him money?
Does Jerry Jones own a strip club?
Cowboys fan Jeff? Its ok, I'll type slowly
As the sole bread winner, Lauren will be responsible for paying for Jerrahs face lifts. And as a stripper, i'd have to guess the largest amount of your income comes from performing lap dances.
And no I dont believe Jerry owns any strip clubs, although that would be quite a storyline
Sorry Chris, I missed the part of the joke where I was supposed to assume that Jerry Jones was unemployed and poor.
No problem, just here to help