While everyone else is busy blogging about Eli, Plaxico, Osi, Strahan and Tyree, we here at GGS want to salute a real Super Bowl hero - Tina Williams. 46-year-old Tina was pulled over in St. Augustine, Florida on Super Bowl Sunday after police witnessed her running a red light and then swerving back and forth between lanes. After pulling her over, police found a 1-year-old baby girl in the back seat. The baby was not in a car seat or buckled in. When police looked in Tina's passenger seat they found a 24-pack of Busch beer safely buckled in.
Tina told the cops that she had no idea why the baby wasn't restrained. Police also found two metal pipes in her purse. She was charged with driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license, running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
Tina has her priorities straight. That beer could have bruised! Or been crushed! You can always have another baby, but you don't find Busch on sale at the local Piggly Wiggly every night.
The real question is, was Tina a Giants fan or a Pats fan? Since it wasn't Amstel Light, I'm guessing Giants.
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Labels: chronic alcoholism, super bowl
You gals have Piggly Wigglies down in Texas?
Man, this country kicks ass!
...Mom?