I have already failed at this. I just got really, really busy last night*. So today I'll just do a two for one.
My first wish (to make up for yesterday's absence) is: I would like the Spurs locker room, in whatever arena they are in, to have a constant smell of rotten ass, warm trash, and skunk spray. I want the stench to be so bad it makes them physically ill. I would also like this smell to carry over to their fans. (Not the entire city, I know of Mavs fans that live there). I want the smell to be so horrible their eyes cross and they get really bad headaches.
Now who can make this happen? Eva Longwhoria, I'm looking at you. Open up those legs!
My wish for today:
I want season tickets for life to the new Cowboy's stadium in Arlington. I want a luxury box that is always catered, and the bar is always full. And I want to be able to have as many people in there as I want whenever I want. It should also have a hot tub in there. And a Ben and Jerry's attached.
Now who can make this happen? That's right, the double J.
*-Really drunk last night
My first wish (to make up for yesterday's absence) is: I would like the Spurs locker room, in whatever arena they are in, to have a constant smell of rotten ass, warm trash, and skunk spray. I want the stench to be so bad it makes them physically ill. I would also like this smell to carry over to their fans. (Not the entire city, I know of Mavs fans that live there). I want the smell to be so horrible their eyes cross and they get really bad headaches.
Now who can make this happen? Eva Longwhoria, I'm looking at you. Open up those legs!
My wish for today:
I want season tickets for life to the new Cowboy's stadium in Arlington. I want a luxury box that is always catered, and the bar is always full. And I want to be able to have as many people in there as I want whenever I want. It should also have a hot tub in there. And a Ben and Jerry's attached.
Now who can make this happen? That's right, the double J.
*-Really drunk last night
Labels: happy birthday, lauren's wishlist, make it work
hmmmmm - wondering when I am going to find my place on Lauren's bday wishlist!
Seriously - I am gonna be incommunicado for a few days, so I will say "Happy Birthday" now!
I had Dirk all set to go with popping out of the birthday cake for you, but I cancelled that after I seeing this.
You're sure you want JJ springing out of a cake? I liken the image to the Crypt Keeper coming out of his coffin...a beautifully iced coffin.