HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MAVS FAN SCORNED

Last night's game gave me a full on raging girl boner. In all my games I've never heard the AAC louder.

The Mavs whipped out their dicks, shoved them in Baron Davis' ass, then pulled them out and smeared them all over his face. Oh and we had little blue and white Mavs clapper thingys. Revenge in the form of clappers is oh so sweet.

I really have to hand it to them, the entire game experience was awesome. The Mavs "Bohemian Rhapsody" video had most of the people around us laughing so hard we almost spilt our $7 beers. That video alone sent Dirk right back up to the #1 spot in my heart (Matt Damon slips down to #2 and Mos Def takes over the #3 spot). And the half time show! None of that queer two guys one chair Cirque rip off shit. The Beale Street Flippers. That shit was crazy. No one should be able to do back handsprings like that.



(If anyone has video of the Dirk vid it would be awesome of you to send it to me! That or the Paul Mcartney "JET" video.)

Now back to the actual game: I just want to address the issue of certain local journalist's accusations that Josh Howard is "just a guy". The accusations are stemmed mainly from the fact that while Dirk has been gone their points aren't as high as these people would like them.

I would like to call to the stand last night's game, your honor. In a game where Dirk played (albeit coming of an injury so maybe he didn't have his rock meter on green just yet) J-HO scored 28 points. And even more than that, JET scored 31! Jason Kidd had 17 assists.

And you know what, after last night I was ok with the Kidd trade. If we keep playing like we did last night I'd be REALLY ok with it.

And after all that, on the way home I got to hear Choppy (I think), on the local ESPN radio, say, "The Mavs got their hands on a lot of balls."

But the very best part: FREE TACOS! MAVS WIN MEANS FREE BUENO TACO!

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6 Responses to “HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MAVS FAN SCORNED”

  1. # Blogger Trenton

    still, the only way i like the trade is if we get to the conference championships. otherwise, it changes nothing. and leaves us with an expensive, old, turnover/assist machine.

    i hope we play the lakers first round so I can stay in the bars till 2 am on the away games drinkin and watchin basketball. that, and they're over-rated.  

  2. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

    You chose this over the spring break stories? Tsk tsk.  

  3. # Blogger Beretta

    You get free Bueno Taco with a Mavs win?! That's it...I'm moving to Dallas....  

  4. # Blogger CrabblerK3

    I'm a new reader. Are you going to throw a raging fit when the Mavs lose in the first round?

    Again?  

  5. # Blogger lauren

    Crab -

    Our staff recommends reading the posts from last season and such.

    Oh and the rack of lamb.

    -The HBIC  

  6. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

    "Oh and the rack of lamb. "

    Nice rack  

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