That I had NOTHING to do with this: Argument ends with 6 people stabbed.
“The disturbance appears to have started out as a birthday party and an argument over two sports teams ensued,” Gamez said. “One of the persons attending the party started to cut people.”
According to police, witnesses said the argument was about the Dallas Cowboys and another team.
Police found a large quantity of alcohol at the party, she said.
“When you mix alcohol with all that it doesn’t take much.”
I have never been to Victoria. I don't even know where Victoria is. Victoria, Texas? Never heard of it.
Blood? On my shirt? No no, it's ketchup. That fucking ketchup bottle had it coming! Looked at me wrong and started talking shit about my Cowboys! I mean...uh...
*runs to a church*
SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
[via With Leather]
Labels: dallas cowboys, dont start shit wont be shit, stabbing
Things I've learned in my life:
1. Don't let anyone know you're from Nebraska when in Boulder,CO or Manhattan, KS.
2. Don't pick up Pac-Man's rainfalls.
3. The term "Super Bowl MVP" means nothing anymore.
4. Never get between Lauren and a 40 of Steel Reserve.
5. Never talk shit about the Dallas Cowboys while in Texas.
I've been to Victoria on a roadtrip from Shiner to Corpus Christi. They love their cowboys. And their shanks.
It was a wise man who spake:
Never get between Lauren and a 40 of Steel Reserve.
It was a wise man who spake:
Never get between Lauren and a 40 of Steel Reserve.
HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!
*pulls out shank threateningly*
Lauren went on a stabbing spree because someone called Romo a closet homosexual. (I forgot which one of you creams at the thought of him).
Lauren = Romo love
Mandy = Roethlisberger love