A NORTH TEXAS TRIFECTA, AN INNER MONOLOGUE


I'm already excited for the Ranger, Stars, and Mavs games all going at the same time and a pitcher of beer. And I'm a little bit horny.
We've already decided that we're ordering a few $5 pitcher for each quarter and a shot for each point the Stars score. And I've decided that I'm taking someone home.

The Ranger's game starts to wrap up and Milton Bradley goes 2 for 4 with 2 runs batted it and Michael Young homered and the Rangers pulled the rug out from under the O's in yesterday's double header. I started to get this tingling sensation between my legs. I felt a little hot on my face and my breath started getting shorter...

And the next thing I know the Mavs and the Jazz are going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and Dirk hits a 3pt to win the game with .9 seconds left. He grabs his jersey, sticks his tongue out and all I could imagine was him grabbing me and licking me, I started grabbing myself and biting my lip. I couldn't take it anymore. "Pull that jersey you sexy son of a bitch!" I can feel it, it's coming. And it's going to be a big one.

Oh god, back to the Rangers, CJ Wilson closing. Ohhhhhh, Goddddddd oh. God. Oh. Oh. Oh.

STARS WIN! STARS WIN! STARS WIN! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE! DON'T STOP! DON'T YOU FUCKING STOP!


Don't.


Stop.


Don't.


Can you go get me some water?

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5 Responses to “A NORTH TEXAS TRIFECTA, AN INNER MONOLOGUE”

  1. # Blogger Mantlemurcer

    Riveting  

  2. # Blogger Pepster

    So - did you take somebody home?  

  3. # Blogger jay

    whew! anyone got a cigarette...?  

  4. # Blogger chev8688

    Funny, I had a similar experience while reading this thread...  

  5. # Blogger Chris

    best post yet??  

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