Andrei Arlovski
Lauren and I both have a thing for guys with mountain man beards (seriously*), so when we watched UFC 70 (yeah, we watched UFC 70 together...) we were both hella turned on when we discovered Andrei Arlovski. In addition to rocking some awesome facial hair, he's tall, he's built, his ass looks great in spandex, and he'll fucking kick your ass.
We both like it a little rough in the sack and given the amount of sports/bar-related fights we get into we probably need someone who could defend our honor if necessary. I'm pretty sure Arlovski can deliver on both fronts. Particulary the bedroom duties - after all he is sponsored by Condom Depot (kinda NSFW).
He's also nicknamed "The Pitbull," which I don't really understand, but I think might be sexy. Oh, and he's banging this broad right now, which means he likes 'em young and slutty, which is totally where Lauren and I come in.
*but no, we don't think Kyle Orton is hot - so don't even go there assholes
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