THE POOP MACHINE THAT IS ALREADY WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE
1 Comments Published by lauren on 4/18/2008 at 11:18.
And he gets held by supermodels.I think most of our readers know my policy on cute baby pictures. THEY GO UP. Oh God someone impregnate me NOW*. Darren McFadden, I'm looking at you.
[Source obviously PopSugar because of the annoying as shit watermark]
*-JOKE! Seriously. I drink waaaay too much to carry a baby to full term.
Labels: babies, tom brady, who knocked lauren up now?
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN UNLESS YOU WANNA BABYSIT
0 Comments Published by lauren on 10/10/2007 at 14:09.I'm already sick of looking at the pic of the Eagles. So here are some precious baby Sam Woods pics instead:
Yes, she no longer looks like a squishy prune. Blah blah blah all babies are beautiful blah blah blah there is no such thing as an ugly baby.
Those cheeks up close are precious. Awwwwwwwww. These pictures warm my cold, dark, unloving heart.I think my ovaries just skipped a beat.
[Just Jared]
Labels: babies, things that make you go awwwww

Carmelo Anthony and his MTV VJ fiancé LaLa Vazquez brought a baby boy, Kiyan, into the world today.
On Tuesday, following the Nuggets' 106-91 win over the New Orleans Hornets, Anthony, 22, had told reporters that Vazquez was to have labor induced that night. "The anticipation is always high this time when you're about to have a baby and about to be a father," he confessed to the Rocky Mountain News before heading to the Denver-area hospital.
Kiyan? Really? I would've gone with Carmello Jr. Cause that is like one of the coolest names ever.
In other pregnancy news: I am now knocked up with Tom Brady's child.
Source: Oh No They Didn't! and People
Labels: babies, Carmelo Anthony, nba, who knocked lauren up now?