...But you got the Girls Gone Sports.
The Hot Loser for Monday June 18th, 2007:
Aaron Baddeley

So your day went from bad to worse yesterday...I’m sure we can make you feel better.
We all choke every now and then. Well, when I choke it’s more of a gag. And it really doesn’t bother me. It actually ends up making it easier. I have a pretty big mouth so it rarely happens, I doubt I’ll have that problem with you. But if you'll just unzi...
*Blank stare*
Wait...what were we talking about?
*Audible blink*
Golf?
Oh. Never mind.
The Hot Loser for Monday June 18th, 2007:

So your day went from bad to worse yesterday...I’m sure we can make you feel better.
We all choke every now and then. Well, when I choke it’s more of a gag. And it really doesn’t bother me. It actually ends up making it easier. I have a pretty big mouth so it rarely happens, I doubt I’ll have that problem with you. But if you'll just unzi...
*Blank stare*
Wait...what were we talking about?
*Audible blink*
Golf?
Oh. Never mind.
Labels: consolation prize, golf, hot loser
...But you got the Girls Gone Sports.
Paul Casey 
The Hot Loser for Monday April 9th, 2007:

'Ello! My name is Paul Casey and I'm British! I'm a golfer who recently didn't win the Masters. But win or no win, I have an accent, so you'll want to sleep with me!
Labels: consolation prize, golf, hot loser