And pro-Cowboys! Yeah!
Now that I've taken a break from deep-frying a ham, bombing abortion clinics, cleaning my gun, and sleeping with my cousin, I'll post up some songs about the Cowboys:
Found here!
Clearly "Money for Punting" is my favorite because of my hardcore love of Dire Straits and Mat McBriar.
Now that I've got that out of the way it's time to read my Bible and drink a 24 pack of Lone Star.
[Ed. note: All joking aside I don't give two shits if Mandy wants to rant about the Cowboys. I know lots of people hate them. I'm not one of those crazy fans who is gonna not be friends with someone just because they don't like my favorite team. A team I was raised on and will raise my children on one day. And Mandy's right, we don't talk about our favorite teams, we just talk about boys all the time! Tee hee hee! Giggle giggle! Pillow fight!]
[Ed. note part deux: Spurs fans need not apply for friendship. There are some things I can stand, but Spurs fans can lick a cactus and then lick my ass. Wait, other way around. Lick my ass, then lick a cactus. I don't want cactus needles in my asshole.]
[Ed. note trois: I love Lone Star beer. That was not a joke. I am polishing off a 24 pack as I type.]
[Ed. note quatre: Yes, I am making fun of the Ed. note.]
Now that I've taken a break from deep-frying a ham, bombing abortion clinics, cleaning my gun, and sleeping with my cousin, I'll post up some songs about the Cowboys:
Found here!
Clearly "Money for Punting" is my favorite because of my hardcore love of Dire Straits and Mat McBriar.
Now that I've got that out of the way it's time to read my Bible and drink a 24 pack of Lone Star.
[Ed. note: All joking aside I don't give two shits if Mandy wants to rant about the Cowboys. I know lots of people hate them. I'm not one of those crazy fans who is gonna not be friends with someone just because they don't like my favorite team. A team I was raised on and will raise my children on one day. And Mandy's right, we don't talk about our favorite teams, we just talk about boys all the time! Tee hee hee! Giggle giggle! Pillow fight!]
[Ed. note part deux: Spurs fans need not apply for friendship. There are some things I can stand, but Spurs fans can lick a cactus and then lick my ass. Wait, other way around. Lick my ass, then lick a cactus. I don't want cactus needles in my asshole.]
[Ed. note trois: I love Lone Star beer. That was not a joke. I am polishing off a 24 pack as I type.]
[Ed. note quatre: Yes, I am making fun of the Ed. note.]
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