For a lesson on how NOT to conduct an interview and the incredible restraint of Sam Cassell, just click play.
I'd love to see this douche try this on Ron Artest or Allen Iverson. In fact, I'd pay to see it.
And personally, I think he looks more like E.T.
[The Big Lead]
I'd love to see this douche try this on Ron Artest or Allen Iverson. In fact, I'd pay to see it.
And personally, I think he looks more like E.T.
[The Big Lead]
Labels: douchebags, sam cassell
"Bethlehem police charged 19 members of Lehigh University's swim team after busting a drinking party shortly before midnight."
Mac S. Tichner and Darren Podolak...future panty creamers? Probably not.
Police came to the house when "loud music" was heard from their patrol car. They found underage drinking, kegs, liquor, drunk 17-year-olds, beer pong, and a girl who's BAC was 3x's the legal limit to drive in Pennsylvania. Sounds like a real rager.
Psh. Amateurs. Arrested before midnight and already wasted. Someone needs to teach the swimmers up there how to hold their booze and keep their music down.
Labels: chronic alcoholism, douchebags, party party party, the slammer
Now I've been sick all week but nothing stirs me out of a NyQuil induced coma quite like the opportunity to call someone out on how big a dick they are.
We bloggers have to look out for our own. So when some fucktard of a radio "personality" attacks a fellow site (The Big Lead, not linked for a reason) that we happen to love, it's on like Donkey Kong. Why would you do something like that to such nice, attractive, immensely hung boys?
Maybe your penis is the size of my pinkie finger. Nay, my left pinkie toe. Folklore has it that your penis is actually inverted. Kind of like a second belly button.
It could be the fact that you have not gotten laid in the past 6 years. (I would only believe that you have had sex with a live female in the past 6 years if Jesus Christ appeared in my kitchen and told me himself. And even then I would be skeptical. I might punch him in the stomach and call him a dirty liar.)
But no matter what the reason, the song remains the same: 
In fact, I think you embody the definition of douchebag: A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themselves the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Yes. That will do nicely. You Asshat.
I hope you get locked in a room with Joey Porter's pitbulls.
Labels: call yer click, douchebags, fucktards
