You probably saw Dwyane Wade dislocate his shoulder the other nite and cry like a little faggot. What you might have missed - something far more horrific. L.A. Clipper Shaun Livingston dislocating his knee.
And reacting far more masculinely. It's a lot like that scene from the Godfather where Johnny Fontane is crying over how Woltz won't give him the picture and then Marlon Brando just reaches over and shakes him and slaps him across the face and says "You can act like a man!" and then makes fun of him for crying like a woman. Yeah, in the NBA version D-Wade is Johnny Fontane and Shaun Livingston is Brando. Except Shaun Livingston purposely dislocates his knee and doesn't cry just to drive home the point that D-Wade is a puss.
Watch it. If you dare. I turned away and recoiled in horror when I saw it, so I have no idea how Shaun Livingston lived it and managed to keep it together. And just remember that if Shaun Livingston were Barbaro his ass would totally be glue right now.
Via The Big Lead
*UPDATE: Turns out it was even worse than originally thought. And understandably he'll be outforever 8-12 months.
*UPDATE #2: Now with audio! So placid for a man who just suffered the worst sports injury since Joe Theismann.
And reacting far more masculinely. It's a lot like that scene from the Godfather where Johnny Fontane is crying over how Woltz won't give him the picture and then Marlon Brando just reaches over and shakes him and slaps him across the face and says "You can act like a man!" and then makes fun of him for crying like a woman. Yeah, in the NBA version D-Wade is Johnny Fontane and Shaun Livingston is Brando. Except Shaun Livingston purposely dislocates his knee and doesn't cry just to drive home the point that D-Wade is a puss.
Watch it. If you dare. I turned away and recoiled in horror when I saw it, so I have no idea how Shaun Livingston lived it and managed to keep it together. And just remember that if Shaun Livingston were Barbaro his ass would totally be glue right now.
Via The Big Lead
*UPDATE: Turns out it was even worse than originally thought. And understandably he'll be out
*UPDATE #2: Now with audio! So placid for a man who just suffered the worst sports injury since Joe Theismann.
Labels: dwyane wade, nba, shaun livingston
