COLESLAW WRESTLING IS NOWHERE NEAR AS SEXY AS ITS MUD OR JELLO COUNTERPARTS
5 Comments Published by mandy on 3/11/2008 at 23:02.
I've personally never heard of "Bike Week" before, but apparently it's a big deal -- and it involves a lot of death and a lot of old, dimpled flesh writhing around in a side dish. After looking through this coleslaw wrestling photo gallery, I'm pretty sure most Bike Week attendees ended up praying for the former.
A long-standing tradition in Daytona Beach, Fla., Bike Week attracts hundreds of thousands of bikers and motorcylce [sic] enthusiasts to the beach each year. It all began in 1937, when the first motorcyle [sic] race was driven on a 3.2-mile beach and road course. Now, it's a 10-day event with hundreds of events. The festivities do have a grim side. Many bikers lose their lives during the event or driving to or from it. In 2006, a record 21 bikers were killed.This year one of the events featured in the "10-day event with hundreds of events" was the first (and presumably last) annual Sopotnik's Cabbage Patch Slaw Wrestling Tournament. And man, was it ever sexy.
Three contestants - all large, mean-looking women covered with equal parts coleslaw and sweat and a dab of blood here and there for effect - grabbed one of the judges, dragged him into the wrestling pit, ripped off his britches and waved his underwear in the air.
As for the wrestling itself, I'll spare you the details except to say that the winner - a blond woman with a cobra tattooed on her behind - walked away with $400, which should help replace all the clothes that she somehow managed to lose in the fight.
[Ed. Note ~ Oh Florida, with such stellar copy editing and sexy sporting events how could old people not want to live out their golden years in you?]
As if the 21 deaths in 2006 weren't tragic enough, Bike Week really upped the ante this year. I'll never look at coleslaw the same way again. I'm pretty sure I'd rather re-eat the vomit I just spewed all over my monitor than serve coleslaw at my next barbecue.
[Orlando Sentinel] - there's video if you dare!
Ok guys, I'm sorry for subjecting you to that. As restitution let me redirect your eyes to something on the opposite end of the sexy spectrum. Insert your own "I'd like to live out my golden years in her" joke here.
Drunk, naked college cheerleaders
Peter Crouch's super hot girlfriend frolicking around in a bikini
Naked Gisele
and for the ladies...
Hot MLS boys in a hot tub
Labels: avert your eyes, ewww, random
