First the kid who wore his Favre jersey everyday for 4 years straight, then the Green Bay-themed home, and now comes this story of yet another insane Packers fan:
Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him.
36-year-old Father of the Year Matthew Kowald was arrested Monday after his wife informed authorities of the incident. Kowald was taken to the county jail and held until Wednesday, when he pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct, paid a fine of $186 and was released.
The boy refused to wear the jersey Saturday, when the Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks in a playoff game, Smith said. Smith said the incident sounded strange when reported at first, but the mother took pictures with her cellphone and that type of evidence is difficult to dispute.
Kowald's wife also filed a restraining order against him as "other domestic issues have surfaced." Hmm...I wonder what on earth those "other issues" could be?
This story comes just months after a previous story of perfect Packer parenting, so I know what you're thinking [alliteration!] - Green Bay Packers fans are crazy, unfit parents. And yes, yes they are. But for people who wear cheese as clothing and get married in terrible theme ceremonies, they're actually not nearly as bad as you'd think they'd be. It kinda gives you hope for Britney Spears.
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JESSICA BIEL LIKES THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, GETTING HER ASS GRABBED BY OTHER WOMEN
7 Comments Published by mandy on 10/23/2007 at 19:25.
Courtesy of I Don't Like You In That Way, whose readers sent in some shots of Biel & Co. at the Packers vs. Bears game on Oct. 7th, come these random photos:
I'm assuming they just saw Sexy Rexy on the bench. Brett Favre doesn't really incite girl on girl action these days.
James Van Der Beek is still alive?! Who knew!? And Justin Timberlake shotguns beer?!! I think my world may have just turned upside down.
Yeah, random. That's pretty much all I can say about this. Unless of course I found a thesaurus. Then I could say accidental, adventitious, aimless, arbitrary, casual, chance, contingent, designless, desultory, driftless, fluky, foruitous, haphazard, hit-or-miss, incidental, indiscriminate, irregular, objcectlss, odd, promiscuous, purposeless, slapdash, spot, stray, unaimed, unconsideed,unplanned, unpremiditated.
I'm so well-spoken, I know. And articulate. And eloquent. And intelligible. Thesauruses are fun.
[More photos here]
And because I know you care, here's a bonus video of Biel, Timberlake, and the mystery ass-grabber at Lambeau Field:
Yeah, random. That's pretty much all I can say about this. Unless of course I found a thesaurus. Then I could say accidental, adventitious, aimless, arbitrary, casual, chance, contingent, designless, desultory, driftless, fluky, foruitous, haphazard, hit-or-miss, incidental, indiscriminate, irregular, objcectlss, odd, promiscuous, purposeless, slapdash, spot, stray, unaimed, unconsideed,unplanned, unpremiditated.
I'm so well-spoken, I know. And articulate. And eloquent. And intelligible. Thesauruses are fun.
[More photos here]
And because I know you care, here's a bonus video of Biel, Timberlake, and the mystery ass-grabber at Lambeau Field:
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