The phone seems to be my theme today...from the guys at Southpaw:
[Via SI.com]
(Shout out to Walter for the link!)
[Via SI.com]
(Shout out to Walter for the link!)
Labels: hilarity, randy moss, youtube goodness
By now I'm sure you've seen the crazy $63 billion lawsuit (written in what appears to be crayons) against our favorite dog owner.
Well this ain't the plantiff's first rodeo. His declaring Vick to have "pledged allegiance to Al Quaeda" is only the tip of the crazy, crazy iceberg.
On Dlisted yesterday one of the commenters posted this lawsuit by the same guy. It is quite possibly 57 pages of the best lawsuit in the history of law.
Mandy (being the aspiring future lawyer that she is) and I were going to come up with our own ridiculous suit, but nothing tops anything this Jonathan Lee Riches could dish out.
Anyone who wants to take Boston Market, The Trojan Horse, The 48th Annual Grammy Awards, Taoist Creatures, Mariah Carey, AND Disney's Typhoon Lagoon to court in the same case deserves $63 billion from Vick.
[Dlisted]
**Update** Here is another one
Well this ain't the plantiff's first rodeo. His declaring Vick to have "pledged allegiance to Al Quaeda" is only the tip of the crazy, crazy iceberg.
On Dlisted yesterday one of the commenters posted this lawsuit by the same guy. It is quite possibly 57 pages of the best lawsuit in the history of law.
Mandy (being the aspiring future lawyer that she is) and I were going to come up with our own ridiculous suit, but nothing tops anything this Jonathan Lee Riches could dish out.
Anyone who wants to take Boston Market, The Trojan Horse, The 48th Annual Grammy Awards, Taoist Creatures, Mariah Carey, AND Disney's Typhoon Lagoon to court in the same case deserves $63 billion from Vick.
[Dlisted]
**Update** Here is another one
HATING THE SPURS (AND THEIR FANS) IS MY NEW FAVORITE HOBBY
4 Comments Published by lauren on 6/11/2007 at 11:30.
Man I love to hate the Spurs. And their fans. And it's really easy to hate them when they are winning.
Well every one's favorite Girls Gone Sports site designer, Tiffany (who lives in San Antonio), snapped this pictures of another Spurs hater near her office:
Tiffany is a trooper. I don't think there is anything harder than being a Mavs fan living in San Antonio. A diamond in an ice storm? Not as hard as being a Mavs fan in Spurs-town. Any man when he walks past one of the Girls Gone Sports? Well, that's pretty hard. But not as hard as being a Mavs fan in San An.
Well every one's favorite Girls Gone Sports site designer, Tiffany (who lives in San Antonio), snapped this pictures of another Spurs hater near her office:
Tiffany is a trooper. I don't think there is anything harder than being a Mavs fan living in San Antonio. A diamond in an ice storm? Not as hard as being a Mavs fan in Spurs-town. Any man when he walks past one of the Girls Gone Sports? Well, that's pretty hard. But not as hard as being a Mavs fan in San An.
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO ADORABLE
2 Comments Published by lauren on 5/05/2007 at 11:24.
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Thanks in kind.
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Hurbadur. Sad face. No more video. Girls Gone Sprots don't want no video mama drama.
Thanks for spelling or site name wrong, Funni or Dei.
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Thanks in kind.
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Hurbadur. Sad face. No more video. Girls Gone Sprots don't want no video mama drama.
Thanks for spelling or site name wrong, Funni or Dei.
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Thanks to reader Trenton for sending this our way.
[And more on the slide show found on The Onion. Via College Humor]
PEYTON IS HUMAN
Published by lauren on 3/25/2007 at 22:15.
Have a good Monday morning. Here are the highlights from last night. Careful with the '300' sketch. He is shirtless. And it is frightening.
And even though I hate what she has on, just look at her legs:
And even though I hate what she has on, just look at her legs:
Labels: hilarity, peyton manning, snl, youtube goodness
Yes, debut. Because I am sure Lorne Michaels is going to ask Peyton to come back and be a cast member. How could he not? We just need to help him not read off the cue cards the whole time.
Oh wow, he's shaking his ass...Peyton break it down! Break it down like the robot you are! With those moves his wife must be completely satisfied in the bedroom. Yes, she must.
Carrie Underwood....sweet little Carrie...WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Someone teach that girl how to dress and how to walk/stand in heels.
Whoa, Peyton put your shirt on. You have got some crazy weird nipples.
All in all I think it's safe to say that when it comes to SNL Peyton didn't choke. I am glad he made fun of himself a lot. Nothing beats that United Way parody though. I'd put it up if it were on the youtubes but it isn't YET. So listen to some moron try and rap about him instead:
Ok this comes from the comments on NBC's SNL site:
Peyton Manning is too classy for this show. I now remember why I no longer watch SNL
NWI
March 24 - 9:01pm PT
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
Labels: hilarity, peyton manning, random, snl
Posted on Deadspin was this gem:
Upon viewing, Mandy and I had this to say:
L: Romo should be in the audience at a Carrie Underwood concert.
M: More like Romo should be IN Carrie Underwood. Heh heh heh heh.
L: Heh heh heh.
(10 minutes of immature snickering)
L: Poor Ryan Cabrera. No one wants you on stage.
What You See After You Hang Out With The Gonzaga Basketball Team
Tony Romo and Mr. Belding Singing...
Upon viewing, Mandy and I had this to say:
L: Romo should be in the audience at a Carrie Underwood concert.
M: More like Romo should be IN Carrie Underwood. Heh heh heh heh.
L: Heh heh heh.
(10 minutes of immature snickering)
L: Poor Ryan Cabrera. No one wants you on stage.
What You See After You Hang Out With The Gonzaga Basketball Team
Tony Romo and Mr. Belding Singing...
Labels: hilarity, random, romo, youtube goodness
