How could that face be a jerk? It's too hot...
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At least that's what the good folks at AOL Sports tell us.
Ashley Force has been named the winner of the first annual "Hottest Athlete" poll on AOL Sports.
The Web site's users voted on the best-looking men and women in sports over several weeks and National Hot Rod Association star Force beat out football hunk Tom Brady, as well as fellow motorsports competitor Danica Patrick for the honor.
Force, the daughter of longtime NHRA star John Force, spent two seasons in the entry-level Super Comp class and three more in the Top Alcohol Dragster class before becoming the 10th woman in NHRA history to earn a license to compete in the Funny Car division.
Click here and here for the women's and men's brackets, respectively. Ufford over at With Leather will be sad to hear that Allison Stokke didn't even make it out of the first round. I was personally rooting for Paula Creamer because well, if she won the jokes would have just written themselves for me.
As for Ashley, she's alright I guess, but I suppose anyone looks pretty good when they're standing next to John Force all the time. She should just be glad that I ended my illustrious basketball career early.
And I really can't even comment on the men's bracket. It's all sorts of fucked up. Seriously. Where is
More Ashley for your viewing pleasure
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While some college athletes are busy getting arrested, Colt just does one thing, and he does it well: Making my panties moist. And that my friends, is quite a joy. I've had a rough week, two tests in school, work was particularly trying, my hair is in this weird "I'm growing it out but it's hard to fix" faze...And then a lovely picture of Colt comes across my screen...and KA-POW! Everything is tingly.
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Apparently it's a big deal that University of Florida safety Tony Joiner kissed QB Tim Tebow on the cheek after a touchdown pass on Saturday. But look at him:
I'd kiss him every chance I got!Joiner, who lives with Tebow, told news media after the game: "That's my roommate. I love him. We've grown close. That's not the first time I've kissed him." When asked if he's kissed other men, Joiner replied, "Not many. Probably just my dad and Tim Tebow."
Now see? That is just sweet.
"The truth of the matter is we could all learn something from Tebow and Joiner’s kiss...The bond that these players share and the fact that they’re more emotionally linked as brothers, not mere coworkers, is something to strive for in everyday life." [Source]
And I don't see the big deal with showing teammates affection. When Mandy and I played sports we did it all the time. Playful ass slaps, chest bumps, pillow fights, brushing each others hair...I don't see anything out of the ordinary with any of that.
Here's the video:
And sadly no, there is no video of Mandy and I. Sorry.
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"Tony Romo is like that nerdy kid in school who got hot over the summer before senior year."
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I'd brown bag that head and rock that body until I was completely satisfied.
Happy 25th!
[Photo from Dlisted]
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Oh to be the lid on that coffee cup.............
And just so I'm not posting pictures of him just to be posting them:
"...it appears quite possible that Beckham will not make his debut for the Galaxy
against Chelsea at the Home Depot Center on Saturday as planned. Everything
depends on the status of his injured left ankle, and on Monday it was still
swollen and sore."
Alright, that's it. I'm on my way to LA. If Becks needs someone to help his ankle get back to 100%, I will offer up my services. I will make another appendage swollen and go until I'm sore.
What do you mean reverse cowgirl doesn't cure ankle injuries?
Pictures from here
Quote source here
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So good looking. Even blond. I loves it.
I really have a hard time finding anything wrong with him. Well, except for the fact that he is married with children. Double whammy. All hot athletes should be single and childless for my convenience.MICHAEL "LAUREN WANTS TO DO ME" PHELPS BREAKS HIS OWN RECORD
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Phelps smashed his own standard in the 400-meter individual medley by 2.04 seconds, becoming the most successful swimmer ever at the worlds.
"This is probably one of the best meets I've ever had," he said. "I'm definitely happy with how it turned out."
Mandy and I (along with our third) are obsessed with the Olympics. We created a drinking game centered around it. I was particularly obsessed with a few choice
He was kinda goofy lookin' out of the water without that swim cap on...but I, like any good slut, can look past that and still have a desire to do it with him in the pool.
And besides looks, just watch him do the butterfly stroke. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.
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Mike Modano.I'm pretty sure the picture gives enough reason as to why Mandy and I must change our panties after watching Stars games.
But in case that isn't enough he also notched the 505th goal of his career the other night to extend his record for U.S.-born players. He now has 20 goals, 19 assists and 39 points in 53 games this season.
Unfortunately he's engaged to Willa Ford. She’s hot, but I know for a fact I saw at least 4 way more hot girls on my way to school today. I also passed 4 mirrors en route. Coincidence? I think not.
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Oh David. You have the Drunk Eyes. I know them well. My friends can tell how drunk I am by looking at my eyes, too. They can also tell how drunk I am by how many times I've flashed my boobs and broken a beer bottle and threatened to "Fucking kill you!"
Poor Posh. All it took was the smell of Beck's bitch beer to get her drunk.
And why the hat Becksy-Poo? I know you are fashion forward and model gorgeous and all...but that's just fugly. I'd still let you tap it with the hat on, though.
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Obvious. I know.But it's my panties. So I get to pick.
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NCAA brackets? No not here...Daily around the clock coverage? Nope...we drink too much for that...
Yeah, we know why you're here...but how to keep your interest?
I'VE GOT IT:
CHEERLEADERS WRESTLING!
Just go here. Thank you College Humor.
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Well here I sit waiting to see the Beastie Boys on a rerun of Conan and what am I doing instead of studying? Yeah. Enjoy.
UHOH! Love triangle...Bridge is still wearing Tom's signature scarf and her head is huge. Look at the melon on that one. HEEEAD! MOVE! Looks like Gisele is hearing wedding bells. She still must not have seen his dick. This is what I imagine Mr. GQ wears around the house. What's up ladies? It's his dick in a football.
From L to R:
*ScarJo. Just for the hotness that is With Leather.
*XTina. I am particularly proud of this outfit.
*Posh Beckham. This looks NOTHING like her. This doll doesn't have crazy straight blond hair, orange skin, and alien like posture. And she NEVER smiles. Oh well. I put her in Steelers black and gold for Mandy.
*Anna Kournikova. Uh, she plays tennis and therefore it makes sense for her to be here. Her clothes were fugly so I just picked something ridiculous.
*Uhm...well...last week when Will Leitch was pictured on KSK one of the commenters said he looked like the guy from Panic! At the disco. Well, this is my "Will as guy from P!ATD." For the record: Will, you are WAY hotter than this paper doll. Muah!
*And no paper doll post would be complete without the future Mrs. Tony Romo, Carrie Underwood. Her clothes were also really fug.
Let it be known that these paper dolls have no reflection on my own personal style. I dress WAY sluttier and WAY trashier.
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Here's the interview:
And a behind the scenes type thing:
He could film a commercial where he picked his nose for 32 seconds and I would soak up every second of it. Too bad he's married...
Hey David: Time to drop that size zero and go with a hero. Hi-oh!
VIA: Oh No They Didn't! and Youtube
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OOOHHH yeah...can you feel that???
To the rest of the NBA (SUNS INCLUDED*) I send you the immortal words of a one Mr. Ronnie James Dio:
"You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark"
*I can't wait until the mavs and suns meet up in what is sure to be an amazing playoff battle. I plan on taking off a week of work and will refuse to take Summer I or II just so I can view it in all of it's amazing dunkalicous glory. I think I just came...
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